Saturday, September 9, 2017

Something funny

"Here is a supplimentary bulletin from the Office of Fluctuation Control, Bureau of Edible Condiments, Soluble and Indigestible Fats and Glutinous Derivatives, Washington D. C. Correction of Directive 943456201, issued a while back, concerning the fixed price of groundhog meat. In the directive above named, the quotation on groundhog meat should read ground hogmeat."

-- Bob and Ray
quoted in "The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," selected and compiled by Robert Byrne.