Every time my dad says the daily prayer, he gives the same one:
"Our Father in Heaven,
We, two of Thy children, humbly approach Thee in prayer.
We ask for forgiveness from our weaknesses, and pledge to overcome them.
If there is anything wrong with our lives, please point it out to us, gently, and we will try to overcome them.
We ask these things in the name of Thy Son, Jesus Christ, amen."
"Here is a supplimentary bulletin from the Office of Fluctuation Control, Bureau of Edible Condiments, Soluble and Indigestible Fats and Glutinous Derivatives, Washington D. C. Correction of Directive 943456201, issued a while back, concerning the fixed price of groundhog meat. In the directive above named, the quotation on groundhog meat should read ground hogmeat."
-- Bob and Ray
quoted in "The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," selected and compiled by Robert Byrne.